You know you are getting old when

You hear the title of a song "My life would suck without you" and think...did I just hear that?

And what's worse, you listen to the song and then look at the lyrics...wow, I can see where Kelly is coming from.

Only I'm not the type to throw his nice shirts out the window, no matter how mad I am.

I might recycle all the unopened bottles of beer, instead.